nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:
Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.
This could be the first sign.
The Fucking zombie apocalypse.
..bye
It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”
I knew this day would come.
I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.
I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THINGFUCKING ZOMBIES
THEY’RE HERE
Brb
Learning how to shoot a gun
Stocking up on food
taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.
Oh god.
CoD zombies, countless times I played online zombie flash games, Dead Rising, Dead Island, taking online zombie apocalypse survival tests/quizzes.
I’VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.
“…the naked man suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.”
who cares if he got naked
maybe they should focus on finding out why he wAS EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE?
#hey remember that time when martha took care of the doctor? #uhm wait #you mean this time on the moon when she saved his life? #or when she stayed with him and helped him when he was burning? #or when she spent 3 months of her life as his servant? #a black servant in the beginning of the XX century? #or when she took care of him when they were stuck in 1963? #and during all the these times doctor was an emo douche? #when I watched s3 I wanted to punch ten so hard that his first regeneration would feel it #I wish eleven and martha met #and he’d be babbling and babbling and she’d be like ‘oh just shut up for a second! you’re even more chatty than the last time!’ #and doctor would be like ‘… about last time. I WAS A DOUCHE AND YOU WERE AWESOME AND FEEL FREE TO PUNCH ME I AM SORRY FORGIVE ME?’ #’PLEASE? I AM SO SORRY.’ #’BECAUSE MARTHA JONES - YOU WERE - AND STILL ARE - A STAR’ #and she’d be like ‘I know.’#I HAVE SO MANY MARTHA JONES FEELINGS IT’S NOT FUNNY
well guess what
there is sort of a possibility that im possibly maybe possibly on right now just maybe
Radiohead has kind of completely ruined my expectations of most bands.
I’m trying so hard to find new music for the summer
but it’s almost impossible
because I expect these bands to be as good as Radiohead
but they’re not even close.
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
it’s the end-of-the-school-year paper clean-out! all my school papers from the year are being tossed. this is one of the best feelings ever.

you perfect angel from heaven you